I got a coffee pot for my desk that no one else can use. I still make my own coffee, but no one else gets to drink the stuff.

No shit. My colleagues insist on having video conferences where they deliver requirements verbally, and expect me to write that shit down, like I'm their fucking secretary.

Listens for a bit. Turns on T-Swift.

If you have to do that much manipulation of one song to make it sound like another, it's no longer the same song. Pitch and speed are different, the words are different, the instruments used are different. The two songs don't even fit in the same genre of music. The differences are significant enough to make it a…

Edited - damn, you're right! Did they change the photo? Because the one that's there now - woman walking on the beach in blue hooded coat with a corgi trailing behind - that's EII, not the Queen Mum.

Actually, the shoes are custom made specifically to be let her be on her feet and to help her avoid tripping when she has to walk in all sorts of public settings - cobblestones, etc. There was an article about it a few years back.

They got up this morning and forgot to put on their knees; that's the problem. Could happen to anyone.

The scholarly study of that rumor had decided it's not true, though.

That book is going to be sold one way or another, though. Maybe it's better that she gets some benefit from it while she's still alive. Sadly, the vultures seem to be circling.

We have a can of contraband AquaNet at our house, retrieved from my wife's childhood bedroom. She was an only child so her room is perfectly preserved, like an archeological dig of the 1980s. It is exquisite and terrifying.

And way bigger hair.

I don't know. I'd kinda rather we all stop talking about farts, really. Boy and girls.

I'm not even into boys, but I definitely agree - that is a very important question. That man has a highly aesthetically pleasing appearance.

Formatting for the annotations, maybe? I haven't ever downloaded a kindle book with footnotes, so I wonder how that would be done.

You know, Johnny... I don't think it's your agent.

Writers: let people from minority groups write about themselves first. Sit down and listen.

Alternatively, if she didn't don't want to unfriend, she could just "unfollow" and they'll never even notice that she did it. So simple! I tend to talk to people, though, if something they said bugged me. To their face, and not in front of other people, which usually helps arrive at a satisfactory conclusion that…

I need an app for this? I can figure this shit out pretty easy. And I don't need an excuse to tell people that they're behaving in a toxic fashion. I just say something. Either they care and apologize or they don't. Man, social relationships are not this hard, people.

In the original filing, they did this:

I'm not sure what you are angry about, but you are quite mistaken. Lena Dunham has never claimed she was Hannah Horvath, or suggested that was her persona. In fact, she's said quite the opposite, from season one of her show. Watch any interview with her and it's really clear that she's not the same as the character AT…