Yeah, ALL pubescent teens end up with hormones, so we do know what the effects are. :)

Yeah, at our house had no word for vagina as kids. But the penis was a "diddle daddle." I can't even say that aloud anymore without laughing my ass off.

I speculate that a lot of the reason some gay & lesbian people have that reaction is still the internalized homophobia they feel, along with the pressure to conform to a heteronormative society. PTSD of a sort makes them judge bi people as "conformers." Not that it excuses it, at all. I do hope that as society…

Call me when Julia Sweeney apologizes for the entire "It's Pat" skit and well talk. Until then, SNL is on my shit list, it will take a lot of ass kissing to fix.

I've never had it happen in quite that way. I did date someone totally selfish that I didn't realize was so bad when I until the end, but I was never surprised by something like this. My other exes were just... incompatible, mutually agreed upon. I'm still friends with the incompatible one, and distant acquaintances…

1) Good thing this guy is an ex!
2) Why on earth was he ever a "current"? Must have been seriously stealth to get in the door in the first place.

This part:

But would a third breast really be placed right there, though? Folks who have third and fourth nipples tend to have them in the configuration of other mammals - parallel lines.

She did. She's using a remote trigger, as can be seen in the photos.

+1000. Olivia needs a man worthy of her.

You get credit for remembering the line and using properly it in (hilarious) context, which is just as cool as making it up up yourself, IMHO.

"She knew every word to every song and there was a glisten in her eye as she watched Chris perform."

I totally accepted that you maybe had two heads. Although I figured your friend must be really strange if she could accept that you had two already but balked at you growing a third in front of her.

But if you watch it with the sound off and make up your own dialog, you can see a really cool movie with both Erika Christensen and dogs. Mine is going to be about how dogs have saved the universe by building magic space lasers to fix global warming and provide food and shelter for all the humans. Erika Christensen is…

Bunheads: oh, so worth it. *sheds tears at its demise.*

1) She didn't "slap him and then he punched her" so immediately your premise is off. Here's what actually happened between Ray Rice and Janay Palmer:

I wish we would spend less time holding women's feet to the fire on feminist issues and spend a LOT more time holding men's feet to the fire instead. Mindy Kaling is an extremely progressive writer & producer who tackles lots of issues (despite her perception that she doesn't cover political stuff) and is one of a…

Chihuahua / Shih Tzu mix. He was a neighborhood accident between two neighbor dogs that weren't fixed, but I firmly believe in shelter dogs, not breeding. I've seen Chihuahua / Shih Tzu mix at local shelters quite a bit through Petfinder.com

I know - "World's Cutest" is a stiff competition, and I freely acknowledge there are other contenders for the title. But this is the one that snuggles with me every night and gives me puppy kisses, so I *might* be a bit biased. :)

Every single day I look at him and marvel about how cute he is! And he's the most well-behaved dog I've ever met. Never gets in trouble, and is always loving and good-natured. I'm the luckiest human in the world.