Silver lining: Ivanka (born October 30 1981) is 22 days from being free of her Dad’s attention.

It’s easy to imagine Hillary Clinton wiling the evening away with some close friends, laughing over champagne over all of this mishegoss.

I dream of the day I’ll be able to open Jezebel and not see the hairy cheeto with the anus mouth all over the first page.

Besides the “shrillness” of her voice, I just think the song is too repetitive. The phrase “It wasn’t looooove” just goes on and on to the point where you get tired of hearing it.

This was a judgment on default. Meaning the judgment was rendered against him without opposition because he stopped participating. Therefore the Judge ruled based solely on what the Brown Estate was arguing and not necessarily because it was established that he was responsible beyond a preponderance of evidence. To be…

Can we please all ignore her until she goes away? She makes my fucking head hurt.

Hmm. Glass being a filthy person would be kind of fun, but my money’s on the condo board being bananas.

My wife and I discovered shower sex in our current house and it is fantastic. The shower is double size with a full bench along one wall and two shower heads. There’s room for each of us to actually shower and plenty of room for seated congress. Our old shower was a tub with a curtain. Was not happening in that thing.

I have never had any interest whatsoever in a threesome. I’m not morally opposed but I suspect it’s like showering with a partner—one of you is always standing away from the water, feeling chilly with shampoo in your hair.

Had similar experience to Amber’s, find threesomes greatly overrated.

I was told here yesterday that kissing during sex was vanilla. Why is Amber Rose so vanilla?

Better awkward than an asshat like Chris Brown.

Yeah, I don’t get it. She clearly likes him so what is with all of the funkiness? I think that his awkwardness is charming.

They’re cute, some of y’all are just negative. I mean.

Has Alicia Keys always been this bonkers, or is it a new/recent development?

As much as I admire her no-make-up thing she is doing right now, I wish she would acknowledge that being comfortable without make-up is way easier for someone who, you know...looks like Alicia Keys, rather than a potato like the rest of us plebes.

Rich, babe, speak for yourself. Keys doesn’t want to do anything to me (more’s the pity, I suppose) because I’m not watching this crapola in the first place.

And this one