I saw him at a karaoke bar a long time ago when he was still fat. I said to him"oh hey, you're that guy from that show!". He grabbed my face and stuck his tongue in my mouth. Gross. Just fucking gross

hmmmnahummunah, and the chest hair: )

I call bullshit. I went to a few of his shows and he comes out to meet people and gives hugs. Even though he looks dirty he smells really nice and has sweet manners

I'd say anything to fuck Tom Selleck

Mmmmmm,Goose Island. Nice profile picture!

and some idris elba too

Female friendly for me would be a whiskey bar with a staff that looks like Tom Selleck.