I just got another message from a guy I never ever met in person asking if we could meet. The reason we didn’t meet the first time is because when I insisted on meeting in public (instead of giving my address to a total stranger from the internet) he said “I’m not going to rape you! Jeez!”

Yeah, that’s not being impolite, that’s holding firm on not being interested. If you talk to him once, it’s a success and he’ll keep trying, knowing that he can wear you down.

The director of Fight Club, David Fincher, occasionally tells the story about his daughter and a friend who loved Fight Club:

Exactly: “Give me specific reasons so I can refute each one of them and prove you wrong.”

“How is that working out for you” is the moment when I flew into an apoplectic fit. Such an obnoxious, arrogant thing to say—as if the mere fact that someone is single means they’ve been a failure in all past relationships, and that failure is because that single person just doesn’t know what’s good for them.

While no one may bat an eye in the UK, we Natives are well aware of Europe’s fetish with dressing up in gross, stereotypical and not at all authentic Indian costumes, and none of us are impressed. We think folks that do it in Europe are just as racist and gross at the people who do it in America.

2 things: don’t dress up as other races

I took your arguments seriously and I tried to be clear. If you see that as condescending? Whatever- I can control what I say not what you hear.

Must be tough being so unbelievably perfect that you can’t help but take to your keyboard to cast judgement.

No, fuck YOU. It is not Huma’s fault. Why don’t you go woman-blame yourself off a tall building.

I was 14 or 15 when Becoming Parts 1&2 aired and after she killed him when his soul came back at the last minute I called my BFF on a LAND LINE (oh the 90s) and we cried together. We couldn’t believe it, had no idea what would happen next. It was the most traumatic moment of my TV life until Battlestar Galactica aired…

I was a relatively early fan of Schumer but girlfriend is not holding up to the scrutiny of fame. Own your shit or step away. This is embarrassing.

I’m waiting for another surprised video to drop on Friday. I’m sure they are holding onto the big guns towards the end to maximize its affect on the voters.

still waiting on that trump n-word video to drop

I got that- in theory. But in my reality, I can’t picture anyone who doesn’t embrace his or her racism being on the fence about voting for him. I legit thought being pro-Trump was essentially a way to ‘come out’ as a racist. If you feel that you aren’t racist, how could you stomach the thought of him?

Was this during the reign of Ceausescu? I have mentioned the horrors he inflicted on women here before and many couldn’t believe it happened, let alone up until the late 1980's.

This is one of the more confusing excuses for demanding unprotected sex with a girlfriend and I’ve heard some doozies over the years, especially from older family members and friends.

Uhhhhh there’s nothing okay about telling someone about your violent fetish after you’ve isolated them in your home. If he was really in touch with his kink in a healthy way, he would have known that.

Yayyyy my people are here! Byeeeeee.

Hi fellow Murderino!