UGH the blowjob week idea is beyond annoying to me. Like, let me get this straight—you recognize that my body is doing some funky gross shit that is terribly unpleasant, yet you think that I'm in the mood to selflessly stick your dick in my mouth all week with no expectation of any sort of mutuality? NOOOOOPE.

"Around 10 of the officers' 59 shots hit their target."

I'm pretty sure "what did she expect?" is not the appropriate reaction to a woman facing sexism in the workplace.

Yeah, I see that now, they say he was lured in and wasn't aware it was being recorded, which, idunno, he wasn't complicit in it, that's good, but that's a real rookie mistake IMO when serving divorce papers (or any papers). I always refused to serve in the presence of others or in their office; they meet me at their…

She kinda reminds me of Geena Davis in this pic.

mark, you do not want to go near a hippo. they don't fuck around. they're scary af.

He found them on Craig's List Casual Encounters.

Yeah, I suspect that when people like him say they have gay friends, they mean that a neighbor is gay or something. And then, because he's never specifically been rude to the guy just because he's gay he figures that counts as "having gay friends."

No other species has fully-formed sentience, either, which isn't a terribly good excuse to stop using our brains to get on their level. I fart on this article.

I can't imagine being friends with someone who thinks I'm evil and I'm fairly sure that most people would feel the same way. His gay friends are what we might politely term "imaginary" and what would more accurately be termed as "deliberately invented so that he doesn't sound like the angry, bigoted person that he…

Just as a clarification: some hand sanitizers contain triclosan, and some are alcohol-based. The alcohol based ones kill bacteria kill bacteria in a very non-specific manner that most bacteria aren't and can't become resistant to. And alcohol based hand sanitizer is often a good choice for when you are in a…

I forgot that to be feminist we all had to support all bullshit any other woman does because we share the same type of genitals and/or gender identity.

Frighteningly enough, I have read an entire book about the colour mauve, and I liked it. Did you know mauve was invented in 1859? Let me talk at you about it all day.

BTW I'm writing a screenplay called "90 Hues of Mauve". It's about a color blind Art Director who hires an intern to help them discern between different colors. That's pretty much the whole movie, mostly just looking at and labeling color swatches. I predict it will be much better than 50SoG.

Years ago when the book came out and I saw that it was emotional and physcial violence being portrayed as BDSM my best friend who is unashamedly devoted to the series said I was just a prude who could learn a thing or two from the books. It's like, honey you do not know my browsing history. Being disgusted by…

It's not Khindergyrtyn that she's starting?

White people names.

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

Only if you tag your partner in the social media post. #thoughtsduringsex

Wives that he's never seen at other events with their husbands, just at orgies? Yeah, pull the other one, it's got bells on.