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Somebody once asked the writer John M. Ford what he thought he would have been (knight, troubadour, etc.) if he had lived during Medieval times, and he answered “dead.”

I have type 1 diabetes, so I would be dead!

It’s Pubmed, idiot. Not a publication of NCBI.

I, on the other hand, depend upon Jezebel to vet every single word I read!

Protip: coming up behind your partner and kissing him on the back of the neck while he’s flossing his teeth is NOT a good way to get things going.

This is the way women suspect that men are talking about us when they think we won’t overhear. I guess it’s good to know that we’re not all paranoid.

Eros. Agape. Philia. It’s all in Plato. What do they teach them in these schools?

I bet he still thinks its funny when someone says “I love this sandwich,” and someone else says “well why don’t you marry it?”

But apparently that one philosphy class didn’t include Plato, or he’d know about Eros, agape, and philia.

First of all, that’s a per capita figure, so the absolute population difference wouldn’t necessarily mean you’d expect a high number. And secondly, that’s a list of countries with a per capita GDP over $30,000, which would not include China.

It’s not devastating if you didn’t want to be pregnant in the first place, which apparently she didn’t. Making the blanket statement that miscarriage is enotionally devastating is like insisting that abortion is “a very difficult decision.” Sorry, not always.

...and that’s why I haven’t been to Napa in years. There are plenty of other places to taste good wine that are a little further afield and a lot quieter!

Thank you for saying this.

Yeah, I was wondering exactly what she was laying on her back. It’s hard to lay something on your own back, especially when your legs are splayed in the air. How would that even work?

You are correct. The movie was released nearly a year ago.

That doesn’t look like a head butt to me. It looks like a talon strike, which is how birds of prey generally fight.

It’s not any worse than walking while reading a book, a habit I have never completely been able to break. Luckily the worst thing that has ever happened to me is walking into a telephone pole.

Because internet porn is such a reliable source of accurate information on human sexuality....

They’re getting injections of botulinum toxin, not botulism. Botulism is the diseased caused by the toxin.