I cannot wrap my head around Chris Brown and his almost infinite chances at redemption. Then the failure to appreciate the many opportunities to do so.

Wtf. How did I not know this?

i mean, this is a show that stars anthony anderson who may have been acquitted but i will always side eye

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me 123456 more times shame on me.

I’m just going to let AV Club speak for me here:

I don’t and will NEVER understand why the industry is still giving him chances. Is it because the industry destroyed him?

I’ve said it here before, and I’ll say it again—in the words of Liz Lemon:

Because not matter how big of an asshole you are, as long as you are a cis man your fellow penis havers will do their best to lift you up out of the cesspool you’ve made of your life? Just thinking out loud here....

I have PTSD from my fist childbirth experience. That is 100% why I would be seeking an abortion if I were to get pregnant at this time. Fuck these guys, I can’t do that again.

Basically the law is designed to make doctors refuse to perform abortions because of the cumbersome, ridiculous, and illegal hoops they’d be forced to jump through. There’s no way they could run a viable practice and do this for to even one patient, so they just will quit doing them at all.

SEC commissioner Greg Sankey’s “Uh, WTF Arkansas, fix this or else” statement may have had a large part in that.

omg BIZ PLAN

And then just yesterday they are wanting to amend the bill because someone thought - after the fact, of course - that maybe “guns everywhere” without exceptions and exemptions is a bad thing.

That’s what I don’t get. Like, and then what? Do we see if she’s aborted too many female fetuses? Then you have to figure out if she did it on that factor?

I got a sneak peak at the investigation form the Arkansas GOP recommends doctors use to comply with this law:

Well, Arkansas is also the state that just passed a bill allowing guns at big sporting events in stadiums. Take drunken angry sports fans. You know what we need to add to that? GUNS! Good plan, eh?

So confused, and horrified, but let’s focus on confused. I investigate a woman’s pregnancy history and find out: 1. That she’s had 20 million abortions and one conviction for eating fetuses, 2. That she’s never been pregnant before, 3. That she’s had 3 healthy children, 4. That she’s actually a Martian. Okay, WTF do I…

I’m so tired of this stuff, guys.

In some concurrent news, Iowa dropped it’s horrible “heartbeat” bill.