Please, tell me more!

i’d like to make a trillion dollars a second working from home!

Hopefully they call out Ryan’s horseshit excuse that they have been the opposition party for the better part of a decade and are learning how to govern. Dude, no. Not controlling the executive branch doesn’t automatically make you the opposition party. It wasn’t Democrats ramming through repeal bills and blocking the…

Trump has “perfect genes” but unfortunately he’s unable to fit his fat ass into a par of jeans.

The sheer arrogance of his lying is just mindboggling. I mean, this isn’t abstract concepts, it’s simple arithmetic:R’s had all the votes they needed to pass it if they chose to.

Let us all rejoice, but do not forget this bill failed, in large part, because IT WASN’T CRUEL ENOUGH to suit the needs of the far-right Freedumb Caucus nutjobs.

That specifically is the point I keep coming back to. Both he and Ryan kept saying “just short” “not quite enough” and I’m like look guys, I know numbers are hard, but you were more than just short. Also, it doesn’t even matter if you were just short by one, you still failed. So good job.

Immediately following Trump’s statement, CBS followed with fact-checking on what he claimed, namely that the Democrats weren’t to blame—members of Trump’s own party were—and that it was anything but a narrow defeat.

But did you have to use your AK?

Yes.

I honestly don’t know, but I’m going to take today to enjoy 45's massive failure. Which I made sure to tweet to him and Ryan. 

This is the first time I’ve genuinely smiled since you know when, so . . . .

New York Times writes that it’s “a humiliating defeat for Trump on the first legislative showdown of his presidency.”

I tried really hard to be happy for those whose lives will be saved—literally saved—by the continuation of Obamacare.

That’s his life plan.

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To all the moronic fuckers who either actively wanted/turned a blind eye to this racist, sexist, xenophobic, and downright vile piece of shit because “he was a strong leader”. Look at your strongman President now, running like the fucking coward he is, unable to get his own Party to vote against the ACA which they…

I’ve never met a teen boy that I haven’t wanted to kick in the crotch, my (two plus decades ago) self included.

Gotta be honest here, there have been teen boys that I have wanted to kick in the crotch all through my many years of life on earth.