Yeah, it’s missing some toppings: chili, Krispy Kreme donuts, BBQ chips, a whole pizza, Jim Crow Laws.

Dodger dogs...in all forms...are the most overrated ballpark food in the country. Fight me!

1. Carry an unwarranted amount of self-love into every situation. Compound said narcissism into an assuredness that is unassuageable pushing past arrogance and into full blown ignorant hatred of any and all things different than what you believe at your core.

“How can we get kids interested in this thing?”

“I hope kids watching the WBC...”

Now son you see how Coach Leyland snuck behind the dugout to smoke? And see how deeply he inhales that Marlboro light? That’s how you do it!

While old grumpy white guys may have liked the “respect” that the Japanese and Americans showed last night, the Puerto Rico-Netherlands game was objectively better. It’s almost like its awesome to watch people have fun playing baseball.

Bet it’s not just fun they want American kids to grow up hating.

Her name, Eliza Samudio, didn’t even appear in this article which was sympathetic to her.

Because she’s not a person. She’s a “mistake” he made.

Dude. Just no.

6 years, to me, is not really serving your time for killing a human being & feeding them to a dog. Add to that the fact that he got out on a technicality, and its somehow even worse. I wouldn’t agree that he paid for his crimes.

“Melania knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said.

Lots of me me me, my family, etc. Very little about the woman he murdered. He’s not a bad guy, people. He’s doing alright after the trauma he suffered.

Horse blinders so he could say he didn’t know what was happening outside of his periphery.

I was always told not to feed dogs people food.

I’ve been through the worst.

For reasons I can’t articulate, part of me really wanted Desmond Howard to be running/chauffering the car service.

Damnit. At first I thought it said it only cost $300 to get James Earl Jones to do voiceover work for you. I was scrambling to get his info before I reread the section.

With these leaks coming out, escalating craziness from the White House, and Trump’s depressed toddler tantrums getting more frequent/intense, I truly believe in a month he’s just going to resort to tweeting “I admit the deed! Tear up the planks! Here, here! It is the beating of his hideous heart!”