She stepped out of a line and all her bros went, “I don’t know her.”

Obligatory gif for every Tammi story

Yup. Let this be a learning lesson to fellow conservative women. Ms Lahren did everything right to be a cool girl, she was one of the ‘good ones.’ She stepped out of a line and all her bros went, “I don’t know her.”

Agreed. No grown man should be dabbing. At least not in public.

This is not okay.

What a clever and original joke! Wives, am I right?!

Still more functional than the Scientology E-meter.

What a moron!

6.5 lights must be metric.

“Sharia Law” sounds like a made-up TV name for the lead character in a show about a female hard-drinking street-justice vigilante in a near-future dystopia Earth.

FYI, sharia law now involves scantily clad women, men bending over in front of other men, alcohol, and touching a pig skin.

Slightly disappointed only because I thought the headline meant he was fired.

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

Ehhhh, they’re not all that different. SXSW wins because it’s still Austin.

but he smiled when he played baseball

Who would’ve thought the 3 am boat crash in Miami would involve drugs and alcohol

The lesson, as always: Don’t drink and do cocaine and then leave the bar and go drive your boat as fast as it goes.

If someone was gonna die from being drunk with power I really wish it would’ve been Trump.

For anyone confused as to why a 200-man tournament would take place in a hotel suite and not a conference room: