True. Like I won't watch it with wine and cheese.

Someone please tell me I’m not the only one who read the header image as “Rachel Dolezal joins ISIS” for a split second...

Build a wall around Anthony Weiner’s penis! I am sure even Mexico would be happy to chip in for that.

Did you see what we were wearing?

I have no words, so I will allow Samantha Bee, Patron Saint of Angry Women, do the speaking for me:

“Triple unthreat”

Nah, it should be “Brandy’s younger brother...”

Ray J was also supposed to be one of the last people to see Whitney alive. How does he keep popping up at famous crime scenes? Seriously, somebody needs to get on this.

“Less Talented Norwood” is my go to.

I would think “Urinator”.

that joe jonas dinner is a veritable “who’s that!?” of the music biz.

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I’m loving the Venus of Willendorf vibes.

How would you like to be the human resources professional tasked with delivering THAT sexual harassment training?

That is amazing. Never saw that one, but damn.

Not to be confused with Law & Order SUV, in which officers ticket vehicles that take up more than one parking space.

Jim Carrey, The Truman Show

Capote? Idk