Chris Harrison is a real life Caesar Flickerman

I’m going and I don’t have any social media accounts. I did GOTV in November, too. Protests drove Nixon crazy and Trump is obsessed with being liked, so I’m going because I think it’ll piss him off if there’s a big turnout.

This was a bad date. She had a horrible date with a clueless guy who thought he was being sexy and hot. She was made to feel uncomfortable, and it wasn’t right.

I don’t think anyone is required to give a shit about what she has to say, but don’t fool yourself into thinking she is fragile. No one, no matter the sport or the outward perception gets to that level in a sport without being driven, a little bit cutthroat and tough as nails. In fact, a story about a woman who wanted…

For me it’s the shoulder twitch-head turn tic. Like maybe his chest will split open and he’ll shed his exoskeleton. It makes me deeply uncomfortable.

If it’s garbage the flak isn’t misplaced. Things that are garbage always and should get flak. That’s why we have flak.

2000s fashion was horrible. The teens were doing great, it was all 90s part deux, until cold shoulders came along. Cold shoulders are the worst. I can’t until 10 years from now when cold shoulders are #1 on the list of 2010s fashion what were we thinking and I can be super smug and be like I called that in 2016! Just…

I would like if dresses with sleeves came back.

truly nothing will top the exquisite perfection of the very first season, though.

I swear to God, she does this on purpose. This isn’t about defending her friend; it’s about making herself the center attention of a story that doesn’t involve her.

He seems so over it all. About the only thing that makes him smile is talking to Swatch at Mood!

I think people buy Kanye’s stuff because it’s Kanye’s stuff, the way people buy Kim’s book of selfies. Alexander McQueen’s designs would be considered brilliant if they had come from an unknown person (and he was unknown when he started), but Kanye’s designs wouldn’t be taken seriously without his name.

The Gretchen win over Mondo was a travesty.

Not to mention the JC Penny wall. Ugh.

I’m not sure which line-reading made me laugh harder: Tim talking about the cheating or Kenya’s unenthusiastic “These Pilot erasable pens are awesomely dope.”

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sick of hearing, “I’m not sexist. I would have voted for a woman, just not THAT woman.”

It was either Pod Save America or the Maddow one (if you haven’t listened to the Maddow one, I can’t recommend it enough - she skips the “but what about the three paragraphs in your book about Bernie” nonsense and goes straight to the heart of the administration’s staffing and policy decisions, and it’s simultaneously…

This administration is just one enormous facepalm.

I think you mean “pretty”, but I think you meant “her face looks like she was hit with a pretty solid door”.