Important question. Doesn’t “Washington Life” (whatever that is) have enough dough to spring for a garment steamer?

Stanley Tucci. Also, Stanely Tucci. And Stanley Tucci.

I didn’t realize what we’ve lost until this comment. My god it would have been amazing.

My reaction to pretty much everything that comes out of any Trump mouth:

You know what I DO miss? the Soup with Joel McHale. He was relentless with the Kartrashians.

I agree but isn’t this particular movie a true story? I don’t think it belongs quite in the same category because it was Kumail’s real life experience with his current partner and not a fictional creation. Thoughts?

(there’s a jokey play off of Clark Kent’s glasses-as-disguise here).

Come sit by me. This is the one true Fancy. Drake and Iggy can take a seat and learn something.

Came here for this, thanks for not disappointing!

That song is my JAM! It sends me back to a birthday I spent drinking White Russians at a tiki bar in North Carolina.

Their eyes are drifting apart like Pangea. It’s unsettling

*writes up business plan for Black Truffles Matter Café*

Is she fucking serious? If you are married, then you cannot be a feminist? What absolute horseshit. People listen to this woman?

If the media didn’t cover the masterminds, then how is she referencing the ABC story about it from 3 years ago...

Dan Quinn really liked that. We still love you in Seattle Dan, go Falcons today.

And let’s face it, Jermajesty is hilarious.

I’m roaring at your typo.

Fremont never fails us.

#WomensMarchOnWashington

That would be fine if he were speaking as Donald Trump, private citizen. “I had cold leftover KFC for breakfast because I, Donald Trump, love me some greasy fast food,” is speaking as a private citizen.