He can dere-lick his own balls.
It doesn’t matter, as far as political pundits throwing out medical diagnoses goes. If we’re going to complain about the armchair diagnoses of Clinton, then we have to do the same when it comes to Trump, or we lose all credibility.
I would call that a false sacrifice since football will be taken away from him regardless. He’s a garbage player with a garbage personality
See you still angry over that “Footloose” remake? I still can't even.
Awesome would never be the word to describe Colin kapernick
Like so many other Jezebel attempts at parody this falls flat. Perhaps because it’s so close to the stuff that is normally published that there isn’t a huge differentiation. If the Onion published this I’d get it. But Jez is no Onion. They can’t do this and expect people to get it due to so much manufactured outrage…
Plastic loofah or gtfo unless you want to be in a LTR with fungus I guess
What about the intense war between washcloth users and non-washcloth users?
Counterpoint: virtually everything she says makes me gasp
THE ROCK JUST IMPREGNATED ME VIA SOCIAL MEDIA.
How about one that REPLACES Kanye’s tweets with Yoko? How about a bot that physically replaces Kanye West with Yoko Ono? That’s what I want.
I believe Mystery is part of Celebrity. Can’t show you Everything... My opinion.
I have lived my ENTIRE life thinking that his name was Snuffleluffagus. BRB gonna go cry now.
I don’t get the Taylor hate. She is annoyingly positive, talented(not really my cup of tea but still), polite, great to her fans and donates to a ton of money to worthy causes in obscene amounts. And as far as I know she has never been arrested? Sadly it’s on Jez that I see that most Taylor hate too 😕
I’m sure someone will find a way to shit on Taylor Swift for this.
I saw the cutest dress on sale today at Macy’s... when I got closer to look at the tag it said Ivanka. If it had been a couple of years ago before she became active in the campaign, I might’ve bought it. Today, I recoiled.
Right! Or if one of Ivanka’s minions saw it and took a picture of it and anonymously sent it. But this is like “Look guys, we’re so clever and willing to publicly shit on someone just because they had the audacity to order some earrings from us”. Meh.
This isn’t cool, it’s mean. Consider whether you guys would want your private purchases displayed by any conservative who wanted to grandstand.
