...I suppose largely because I never had the occasion to ask a man anything.

Ugh. The whole “daddy issues” bit is as tired as “that time of the month” jokes.

Saying a woman or girl has “daddy issues” is fucking wretched. If she has daddy issues, shouldn’t the hate be directed at, you know, her god damned father? How is his disgusting and damaging fuckery her fault?

“...what black voter is actually better off for having voted for them?”

It's really telling that, for years, Google and other search engines have made it possible to remove your bank account info, for example, and yet photos shared of your naked body without permission weren't granted the same exemption. It really tells you where we put our worth as a country, and it's in monetary assets.

I wonder if a lot of it is that women are taught from a young age that grooming and self care is a crucial component of their worth. So they then spend a lot of time/$ on their beauty routines: haircuts, blow dry, curl/straighten, put on makeup, wear clothes that flatter you, eat well, exercise etc. because our…

The joke is that his scripts have context right?

The only thing that list is missing is “A sandwich in case a male coworker gets hungry.”

Please tell me that article is satire - it reads like something I would find on Reductress, but without the funny. Barf!

“MAJOR SHOE SCUFFING.”

Shut up

“Squawker” as a vertical has a LOT of potential, though. For when you have to squawky.

“squawky” “me eyes” Did a pirate write to you Anna?

THANKS KEITH

“You know, I usually like really skinny, pretty Barbie doll types, but I really like you. You are so real and low maintenance. I like how you don’t put so much into your appearance. You’re so real.” After I had spent 2 hours getting ready for this date...

I’m glad the dentist’s office reminded me that there would be a parade today when they called to confirm my appointment. Rescheduled! No way I was going downtown today.

Wait, wait, wait. Visited Cyrus in the hospital when she had her wisdom teeth removed? What in the actual fuck. I didn’t get a hospital stay! Just really good drugs and dry sockets (okay the dry sockets were my fault but whatever not the point).

They look so similar in that picture that I had to concentrate on telling them apart.

Canoodle.