See also: Be attractive - but effortlessly attractive. It doesn't count if you look like you're trying.

Yes! It means “Ew, gross, she can walk in them without breaking anything. Does she even care about my boner?”

you put your right foot in you put your right foot out you put your right foot in...SLUT!!!

it seemed that she was clean and presentable, but extremely old fashioned- honestly? i bet she was just hugely practical. i mean he calls her shoes ‘too practical.’ like is that a t h i n g

Wow. Go Greta! There are tons of good comebacks to that, such as “go fuck yourself” and “eat a dick,” but “I dress up, asshole, just not for YOU” is a great one.

HEY! DRESS LIKE A SLUT

Say it with me fellas-

The piece summarizes a decade of therapy with Greta,

Honestly asking, complain about what to the college? What is the school responsible for here? She did earn her degree from Howard so they didn’t fail a vetting process, she may have lied about her ethinicity on the school application, too (I don’t know), but they are in the same position as everyone else—probably…

See this makes me wonder, was she ever trying to pass? Or did she just hang around Black people for long enough that people just started assuming she was Black and she never bothered to correct them?

We need a Lifetime movie to sort this hot-ass mess out. I suggest casting Emma Stone, she’s the only actress who could…

On the one hand, I share Jennifer Aniston’s feelings about Justin Theroux. On the other hand, she has slept with Brad Pitt, John Mayer, and Vince Vaughn, so as Tim Gunn would say, I am concerned about her taste level.

Go Oakland! This is town business!

“There’s no reason that you, on a 95 degree day, should have to haul a sweater everywhere you go and yet you do because indoor public spaces have been turned into freezing cold tundras by people who should know better.”

considering you never heard of fuck, marry, kill and watch Tosh.O, i’m assuming your roughly in the 7th grade age bracket?

Fuck Will Smith and kill the other two

but the show is called Grace and Frankie...

Jim Bob is asking Jesus for advice right now, and Jesus is all

I’m inside Europe but outside of the UK and I know about Jessie J and don’t appreciate Rita Ora!