but it is human

Would Ed Sheeran be a thing if he wasn’t besties with T-Swizzle?

the squib Weasley brother

My children from hereby in will be referred to as “fuck trophies”

I know it’s popular to hate on them, but I’m happy for them. They seem like they really love their daughter and they do a lot of the dirty stuff themselves that they could have handed off to a nanny. They’ve publicly said how they want more kids, so good for them.

Sweden is starting to look like a very nice place to live.*

Pffft. Books about ladies can’t be harrowing tales of what war does to a man. To his very soul.

Pregnancy may be contagious, but you can be immunized by exposure to whiny toddlers. This is why all workplaces should have built in day care.

As we all know, the best way to protect women and their unborn children is to take away their job and leave them unemployed and unable to meet their material needs. Nothing says “we care about babies” like leaving an expectant mother unable to buy food or seek medical care. *Thumbs up*

That is true. Pregnant women need to be fired to keep them and their unborn child safe from the kind of misogynistic monsters at work who think that pregnant women need to be fired to keep them and their unborn child safe.

Why, it’s almost as if this “United Bible Fellowship Ministries” would prefer that their employees get abortions, since they’re so dead set against pregnancy. How.... Christian of them?

Boy, organized religion sure seems like a fun thing.

“The problem is there is no fucking grey area”

I always find when people say that they’re neither pro-life nor pro-choice, they actually mean “I am pro-life except in these very specific circumstances, and even then the lady should feel bad and consider other options.”

The problem is there is no fucking grey area.

“a 15-year-old organization that promotes respectful dialogue around abortion, but doesn’t call itself pro-choice (From their FAQ: “We don’t choose sides. Pro-voice is an alternative to divisive political rhetoric, and its home is in the grey area between pro-life and pro-choice.”)

It’s a thing, and should be a thing, because Bernie’s your basic white straight liberal guy, on whose radar “regarding women as actual people and acknowledging and dealing with terrible shit guys do to women daily” is nowhere to be found.

They're cool until you need an abortion, even if you'll die if you can't get one.

“Hey everybody! Want to see the ultrasound of the embryo my granddaughter aborted last year? It’s right here in my wallet.”

a mix of the unemployed, the under-employed and those earning the minimum wage