He was supposed to resonate with women who like big dick, hence Big.

Women are so highly evolved they can afford a few hypocrisies here and there. But they’re not like us grunting, knuckle-dragging man-apes, no, no.

Unless my mattress tag said there’s money, weed or the answer to who shot JFK hidden inside...

This person can share their experience as much as someone who has had a 360 that did scratch their games.

That’s a legit reason to opt for digital which I’ve never considered. Hmm... but I want a collection that I’ll always have regardless of what I end up doing with my console! I like seeing my stack of games grow! I look forward to recounting them when I buy something new!

I’s knows them feels, Annas. I was not able to hide the fact very well tonight at work. The worst part of the night wasn’t even the fact I had a massive pile of some kid’s puke to clean up with that pitiful biohazard kit.

Sounds like you compensate for your friends because they are sort of an embarrassement, and/or maybe you know what being a server is like (you know how they say everybody should be a server just once in their lives?). I think people in Anne Hathaway’s position, one of fame and fortune, shouldn’t get away with…

They suck. Having dysentery is funnier.

If it’s not funny, it can’t be a joke. Even a joke with a base value of 1, multiplied by many offended and outraged people can still potentially equal a lot.

If you killed yourself out of shame, then that I could totally believe.

I’m pretty sure his days of making promises to you are over, Mrs. Ex Wife. GET BACK ON THAT HORSE, ODOM!

Self immolation.

Trump’s Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

She was in Japan I believe, and she wanted a poached egg or something, and the chef only cooked it the way they are cooked, not to her own personal preferences which apparently were not forwarded to the chef ahead of time. So, she changed her egg order like, 3 or 4 times, and, yadda yadda yadda, I read about the whole…

Did anyone in prison actually do it?

Because she won an Oscar and then started sending her eggs back to the Japanese chef who was all like “I’m a kill a bitch with my nakiri knife if I see those fucking eggs one more time.”

Thigh gap.

Probably to help their carbon dating?

Uh, hello? Mammoth bacon, anyone?!