I just don’t understand hate watching. And I hate a lot of things.

GAAAAAAAHWWWWI!!! FUCK YOU!!! I CAME HERE TO SAY THAT!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Don’t worry, it will be the last time you hear that.

Or just smoke some weed like most people do when they want ideas.

I agree, but it’s too late. Then, they will one day probably make a remake of the remake.

Or, he tried but it was sold out, so he had to sit through stupid Sisters instead.

And cue “And cue “Aliens” guy....” guy...

Do you think they shook hands when they met or did one of them black guy hand bump things that always throws me off when a black person says hi to me? JUST SHAKE MY HAND, DAMMIT, I’M WHITE!!!

First Person Slimer.

Nippon itchy???

Oy, people who haven’t seen The Force Awakens yet: This is all that awaits you at the end of the credits, ‘oight?? Now, bugger off so I can clean the bloody auditorium by me bloody self, ‘oight?!

Yeah, but, couldn’t someone complain about donating money to a homeless person who claimed to use their change for a sandwich but instead chose to huff a discarded diaper loaded with turpentine?

Damn. Then you probably don’t want to play my indie game. You play as a dot, well, okay, a pixel, really, in the centre of the screen. And you don’t really “play”, per se... you just pretty much stare at the dot until ironic and pretentious non-AAA title things happen. Like, glitches and bugs and shit.

Whooooa, we got ourselves a “probably never heard of it” hipster.

Unless you’re blind.

I don’t say those things, but, part, no, a big part of what has kept me a gamer and what has kept me coming back as a gamer all these years is graphics. I’m not going to put down about 500 dollars to play 8 or 16 bit games. I want, nay, demand real tit phizziks, dynamic ear hair, etc. Am I shallow? Yes. Is there depth…

“REAL DRAMA!! REAL ACTION!! REAL BLOODSHED!! ALL THIS AND MORE ON...

I think that’s why Leia left him. He always shot first. Greedo, on the other hand, like the playa he is, always lets the ladies shoot first, y’dig?

In the definitive definitive version, Lucas makes Jabba walk in front of it, and actually walks on it.

I think the EU said Padme’s planet had no word for fascism. The closest translation would be “jelly donut anvil hat”.