I was driving my piece of crap VW Golf and came up on an Alfa Rome GTV6 that was double parked and idling as dude waited for his hot model girlfriend to come downstairs for their hot date. Suddenly coolant poured out beneath the car.

Oh, I agree entirely, and I like that story. That was kind of what I meant when I said that would make it more okay.

I throw medicine balls at them in my house.

Paarthurnax was one classy philosophical son of bitch. Alduin was fun to fight, but I had leveled up so much by the time I made it to the final battle he was something of a pushover compared to the terrifying random murder beasts that you ran into in the open world.

The clothes were always cringe-worthy. No one “real” was wearing clothes like that, even back then.

Paarthurnax ftw!

For the good guys: Paarthurnax from Skyrim.

Mosquitos and jellyfish can get fucked. Useless and destructive.

Only his hairdresser knows for sure.

This post exists to show Anne Hathaway (bad) as supportive of J Law (bad) in the wake of The Law busting a journalist’s chops for being on his phone while she was trying to be marvelous.

Lol, I’m imagining this:

Anne Hathaway: “Not sure why you’re all hating on JLaw. Remember me? I’m waaaaaaay more annoying.”

These games are true RPGs in that you can grind past the difficulty to a large extent. The bosses don’t level with you, so as long as you keep improving your character, you’ll be able to defeat any opponent if you keep trying.

That sound. 20 years later and it still means “Commence Porn Downloading” to me.

:)

“1-999-367-3767"

Talk about a viral video!

Soon.

James Dewar, inventor of the vacuum flask, figured out how to get hydrogen to turn into a liquid and a solid in 1989 and 1899, respectively, using a regenerative cooling machine he built at the Royal Institution.

do you think we could get about 32 more gifs on the front page so the load time pushes infinity?