If it’s not funny, it can’t be a joke. Even a joke with a base value of 1, multiplied by many offended and outraged people can still potentially equal a lot.

If you killed yourself out of shame, then that I could totally believe.

I’m pretty sure his days of making promises to you are over, Mrs. Ex Wife. GET BACK ON THAT HORSE, ODOM!

Self immolation.

Trump’s Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

She was in Japan I believe, and she wanted a poached egg or something, and the chef only cooked it the way they are cooked, not to her own personal preferences which apparently were not forwarded to the chef ahead of time. So, she changed her egg order like, 3 or 4 times, and, yadda yadda yadda, I read about the whole…

Did anyone in prison actually do it?

Because she won an Oscar and then started sending her eggs back to the Japanese chef who was all like “I’m a kill a bitch with my nakiri knife if I see those fucking eggs one more time.”

Thigh gap.

I just don’t understand hate watching. And I hate a lot of things.

GAAAAAAAHWWWWI!!! FUCK YOU!!! I CAME HERE TO SAY THAT!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Do you think they shook hands when they met or did one of them black guy hand bump things that always throws me off when a black person says hi to me? JUST SHAKE MY HAND, DAMMIT, I’M WHITE!!!

First Person Slimer.

Nippon itchy???

Yeah, but, couldn’t someone complain about donating money to a homeless person who claimed to use their change for a sandwich but instead chose to huff a discarded diaper loaded with turpentine?

Damn. Then you probably don’t want to play my indie game. You play as a dot, well, okay, a pixel, really, in the centre of the screen. And you don’t really “play”, per se... you just pretty much stare at the dot until ironic and pretentious non-AAA title things happen. Like, glitches and bugs and shit.

Whooooa, we got ourselves a “probably never heard of it” hipster.

Unless you’re blind.

I don’t say those things, but, part, no, a big part of what has kept me a gamer and what has kept me coming back as a gamer all these years is graphics. I’m not going to put down about 500 dollars to play 8 or 16 bit games. I want, nay, demand real tit phizziks, dynamic ear hair, etc. Am I shallow? Yes. Is there depth…