Why are there so many different abbreviations for traction control?

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Crest WhiteStrips so your teeth don’t look totally yellow when you wear all that makeup? Check.

“Actually, I really like sand.”

Nope. Just some legs and a robovagina, or robopenis. Then proceed to shut up and take my money.

Let’s hear it.

Plugging your vagina with your own head seems like a good way to avoid pregnancy, yeah.

He’s just ribbing you Yanks. It’s the way of the Brit. It’s charming :)

I once saw on the travel network show Departures that North Korea has something like that depicting the Korean War at a museum to it. And yes, they lie and exagerate about the events, naturally.

Aaaah, so I wasn’t completely wrong, just 99.99%. I bow to your superior knowledge, sir or madame. I thought for sure I was going to be called an idiot among a barrage of expletives.

Jezza, Captain Slow and Hamster’s new show isn’t competition. Whatever it is, it is the new New Top Gear.

But that’s just it, if you didn’t rape anybody, and everyone thinks you did, your reputation is done, whether you’re some obscure comedian I’ve never heard of or not. You’d still just be the rapist yelling shit from a roof. And you didn’t rape anyone, remember?

Okay, but, the fact he might be an idiot doesn’t mean he’s guilty. But maybe he is.

Personally, I don’t have a hard time waiting until all the facts come out to form a black and white opinion about something like this.

“...And in this corner, wearing the blue trunks, weighing in at 130 lbs soaking wet, Madge ‘The Vadge’ Donna...”

I’m not on this site, but am I racist for wanting to meet someone white like me?

You can filter by race and jewishness on dating sites already, so how hard is it for people of colour and Jews to do exactly that? Not very. But those sites exist too. Who cares...

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