the DENNIS system

Always Sunny had a great quote about dreams:

I feel like that must be the kind of joke comedy writers love. It's basically the same as Michael's hatred for Toby in The Office. Toby always made me sad bc his life was so sad, but I can laugh at the Jerry jokes bc his life is so clearly awesome—the show makes it clear that everyone else is the moron.

Also, my…

A) Jerry is a main writer and B) How could you not? He owns a time share in MUNCIE for pete's sake.

She looks cute! And I will be the first to admit that I was NOT onboard the Allison as Pan train when it first left the station.

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So tempted to reply to every hater comment with "SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH JENNIFER" but I'm a grown up.

On the last day of our drive from West Virginia to Seattle, my best friend and I stopped inside a seemingly ordinary gas station somewhere in Eastern Washington. Inside the bathroom, my friend—who ordinarily would not do such a thing—walked into a stall, gasped, and then called to me over all the other ladies in the…

Don't fuck with Retta OR Donna Meagle.

I have just realized that I am actually meant to be an author, but I don't plan on ever writing anything ever. I just wanted you to know that.

I do feel "jew fro" is loaded. She could have said just generally that curly hair doesn't equal black hair. I understand the point is that black hair is not JUST hair. Just because you have problems managing and maintaining your hair (like anyone with hair, really) does not mean you can co-opt or marginalize an actual…

Cheers!

Though I would never recommend it to patients, I still like to get a little color. I get dark pretty quickly and don't burn easily, so easy for me to say. But I consider it my guilty pleasure - I get a mood boost after a little time in the sun, and my olive skin looks greenish yellow otherwise. I know, I'm doomed.

Damned good apology. None of that "so sorry you're mad" bullshit.

If you think a 2-year-old is going to sit patiently in a salon chair while her hair gets relaxed, I have a bridge I'd like to sell you.

I always fancied myself a "Clam Chowder"

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I also noticed how she deftly pivoted the baby body question... someone on E! said, "I can't believe you had a baby only four months ago! Look at you!" and she said something like, "Yes, my baby IS four months old now and she IS awesome, bye." Babies > post-baby bodiez.

The Beyhive is forming. And good. They deserve every nasty comment thrown their way after trash talking a toddler.

" Beyonce is likely the finest living performer we have right now and she proved that again tonight."