The real fucking crime here is that this woman worked there for eight years and was only up to $10.55 per hour.

This is a Can-Am Spyder. It is the dumbest thing I have ever seen, and I have graded high school English exams.

+1908

I like how our public narrative is "obamacare is forcing companies to not have full time staff" rather than "companies are so fucking amoral and greedy, they'd rather not function than treat their employees well."

This seems to be the most common reverse misunderstanding:

We cut three patterns, and if the design doesn't look good in all three it does not go through.

Fajitas are a TexMex cuisine, yes, I know that. But please let's not act that "fajita" is the first food you think of when you think of Texas food. COME ON, Y'ALL. If this was Rick Perry, that subhead would read "We'll need more barbecue." Just please. I know everybody wants to share how much they know about fajitas…

Don't forget they are also poor-decision making sluts who have to suffer the consequences of those poor decisions!

J. Lo has that Liz Taylor syndrome where she thinks she must marry everyone she sleeps with, or at least cohabitate with them.

I love the A$AP and Chanel pictures, they are a gorgeous couple.

Adults-only means a detailed description of Almanzo's seduction techniques, right? Because I would definitely read that. (Insert swoonworthy pic of him here)

I will devour this like so much maple sugar snow candy.

Ahhhhhh! I have been waiting my whole damn life for this! This is so exciting! Holy shit.

Actual quote from Mo'ne Davis: "I throw my curveball like Clayton Kershaw and my fastball like Mo'ne Davis."

Look. If you're an American who doesn't think the police treating peaceful protests in Ferguson with the level of invading a hostile enemy city is over reacting, I just don't know what to say to you. Obviously, you're an idiot.

Oh god I hope not. Watching the flight path on the seat back screen is the ONLY thing that keeps the plane in the air when I travel, I'm sure of it.

"(FUN MELISSA JOAN HART FACT: Leslie from this season ofMasterchef is her stepdad.)"

I hope Jason's new coffee guy cums in his coffee every day before serving him. What a dick.

Sofia Vergara = smart. So impressed.