The Lyin', the Witch, and the Wardrobe

God I'm just so glad no one has ever filmed me dancing.

Totally naming my firstborn The Riverlands (Yes, I read too much Game of Thrones)

Good on you for writing it up this way. The name needs to come out, but it needs to be the correct name.

yay! i'll happily go back to being ignored in the greys if it means no more terrible gifs everywhere :D

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.

My own brother. Michael. My own selfish brother. Michael.

Yes there is.

Opinion: Baby North is the cutest famous baby since Suri Cruise.

I don't get the big deal about Kendall Jenner. Like, I GET Cara Delevingne. I GET Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Kendall is basic as. Not sorry. At all.

My all time favorite example of this was an acquaintance's mother who as VP was charged with buying a new fleet of vehicles for the company. She did some research, went to the dealership, did test drives and talked specks, and finally settled on a car, but before she could explained that she wanted a dozen of them,…

is how that made me feel.

She also called out the male Justices as having a blind spot on women's issues. She is a national treasure and I hope she lives forever.

Geez, Melanie, I'm still getting over this break-up and

♪ Jaaayyysooon Derulo ♫

No amount of tragedy excuses endorsing Michele Bachmann for president.

I wonder if I'll ever be as mature as Lorde.

Am I being overly sensitive or would it strengthen her case if she could come up with examples who aren't married to black men?

"That grandma in front of me who cut me off with her basket full of a month's worth of groceries to get ahead of me with a 6 pack of beer and who has coupons for every damn thing there, and disputes several charges on the receipt after paying with a personal check."