2/10. Needs more CAPS LOCK.

Yuengling? Go to hell and die.

I don't need feminism because they're always complaining about the word "pussy."

I'm only slightly embarrassed by how much I am in love with this.

Pedro Pascaaaaaal!!! I knew what was going to happen to Oberyn and I still hoped that he could turn things around. Sigh.

First offense = season ban.

Of course, as long as it's not your only reason.

There is no denying that the NFL's main concern is their profit margin. But when they can place Justin Blackmon on indefinite suspension for pot and only suspend Rice for two games after his physical assault, the NFL is saying "Not only do we put our profit margin first, but we also do not give a fuck about women!"

If you watch/read his rant, he calls himself out for his previous sexist comments.

She put her entire career on hold when they had children (as many women still do), which is the real reason why alimony exists today. She essentially did not work from 2004-2010. He would not have been able to make the movies he made and had a family had she not done that.

I think it applies more in the case where a spouse put their own career on hold to raise children and support the efforts of the other spouse by tending to running the household.

no matter how civilized I'd like to be, sometimes I can't help but absolutely revel in the cheated spouse absolutely soaking the cheater financially. I understand relationships are complex and never what they seem, but I've seen The First Wives Club wayy too many times to not relish in a settlement like this. …

Susan Sarandon is fucking fabulous and hugely underrated in general.

Kelly, this is a GREAT article. Really well-balanced in a way a lot of the wedding articles...aren't.

We asked for money by just not asking for gifts.

I love that he wastes so much time with tough-guy posturing, too. He makes sure we know he'll kick an ass if it touches one of his female possessions, though said possession could save him the trouble by rethinking her tone before it gets that far.

Q.E.D.

did they really think people were going to to think "ray smacks the shit out of his lady and let's see suspended two games, yeah that's punishment enough, let's call it even."