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I was thinking I might actually be suitable for him until this. 1. Fuck you, man. I'll pet all the mystery cats I want until I can get my own emotional support animal. Stroking a good-natured cat for 10 minutes has done more good for my mental health than my doctor ever has. 2. I am the Queen of Parasitology. You

This is the worst spam ad. Literally everyone has already seen Miley Cyrus' face and MORE. ALL BORING.

You know that EVERY SINGLE ONE of these dragons has at least two kids, a stay at home wife, and a mistress.

It's interesting that this list includes "You consider yourself a happy person." Doesn't that just say it all?

I haven't even read the list yet but I had to be the first to say: I know Romeo Rose, I flirted shamelessly on the internet with Romeo Rose, and you, sir, are no Romeo Rose.

Amazing. A person who doesn't like people who "belittle" trans people yet in the very next statement writes something that is incredibly belittling to trans people. Holy fucking shit.

That's a clever play on Naya's part!

ikr that is a solid as fuck compliment.

Maybe I'm reading (understanding) it wrong, but it seems to me like he's obsessed with her image. He likes her face, body and the fact she can get million likes on Instagram. Its all physical.....materialistic, shallow, vain. First thing that pops into his mind when someone asks him about his wife and the mother of

"a Civil War reenactor who has been trapped on the L train for several years now"

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Do you guys remember when Faith Hill had to come on stage and tell a woman to stop grabbing his dick? What is up with people grabbing Tim McGraw's crotch????

Biggs is WAY worse. They both probably think they are really funny and insightful, but Biggs writes super-meanspirited, disgusting, pathetic tweets for attention and Braff is just very misinformed about how witty and interesting he is. To my memory, Braff has never tweeted mean vagina jokes or mocked the death of

When we get to the end of the year to pick our favorite stories of 2014, this will be one of mine. Not the assy way the media has reported on Jay, but this exact story of this family supporting their son. His mom rocks.

Errrmmm, Ike and Tina = Original Chris Brown and Rihanna

I actually hate Jason Hoppy. He was so self-righteous and the way that he's handled their divorce confirms all of my worst suspicions about him.

#NotAllAttentionWhores

I'm glad I am not the only one who misses Bethenny Getting Married. I don't know why I was so addicted to that show!

"My grandfather is a priest" WHAT WHAT WHAT. THAT MAKES NO SENSE. IT IS NOT POSSIBLE. MAYBE HE WAS A PRIEST BUT HE SURE AIN'T ONE NOW.

I am nervous about the Giver. I hope they did it justice.

It's also the first time I've eaten a chicken wing in my life.