It also works surprisingly well sung to the tune of "Thong Song", Sisqo's forgotten masterpiece.

I watched It Takes Two every day (twice a day on the weekends) when I was 8 and Steve Guttenberg's character completely defined what I have now come to look for in a man: super nice, philanthropic, great chest hair, and totally down for food fights.

and it was produced by Scott Storch, who was mildly obsessed with Paris and redid his entire backyard pool area after having just finished a remodel because Paris said she didn't like it.

Even more exciting than Martin Sheen in that Moby thing? He'll be on a new Netflix show playing Sam Waterston's secret lover and they come out together after 20 years to get married to each other, shocking the hell out of their wives (who hate each other) played by Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin. Jed Bartlet macking on…

Rabbit nanny is a job??? MY PARENTS LIED TO ME.

Catherine O'Hara=goddess

"You know which character in Forrest Gump I envy? Lieutenant Dan's legs. Because they got to leave early."

I always thought the letters never got to her, didn't they say "Return to Sender" on them? It was the 60s and she was a hippie on a bus, its not like she had an address.

That "sexual grunting" scarred me for life.

My favorite comment on the post is:

Let's just all remember to take Rita Skeeter with a grain of salt. She is known for writing things that aren't necessarily true. Everyone is posting that Ron is balding now; when I read that, in my mind I imagined him constantly asking Hermione if it's true, while unconsciously touching his head. Also, there is NO WAY…

Between Vergara/Mangianello, Mendes/Gosling, and Bullock/Evans, I am filled with happy couple-feels.

Joe Mangianello is very hot yes, but were those sunglasses put on in photoshop? Are they from baby Gap?

i really, *REALLY* do not understand what compels celebrities to get such bad tattoos (See: cyrus). i mean, they have a bajillion dollars. surely they can find better tattoo artists out there than those they let mangle their bodies with drawings that a five year could have done better. before i got any tattoos, i…

That's orzo! Orzo is completely different. We'll get to orzo further down the line.

Your company is not need-based, though. They have a vested interest in making sure nobody is running the company or dealing with customers or whatever while high out of their goddamn minds.

I can't wait until his minions start with their completely incorrect understanding of freedom of speech. Everyone should be armed with this.

I could be wrong, but I think that's the camera crew who films their shows. Those would be some crazy-expensive cameras for papz (plus there's sound equipment there for the mics). The papz literally swam into the water and waited there ha.

The best question that always has my interviewers impressed: Is there anything in my qualifications that would make you hesitate to offer me the position? Shows initiative, that you really, really want the job and most importantly it allows you to address any misgivings the interviewer has before the end of the…

I just googled to see if Dilton Doiley was his real name. Very disappointed it's not. :(