...and noted Veela Gwyneth Paltrow

Is it bad that I wanted to see a itty bitty bib for the mini track star?

Matt's being glib, again

i was going to say 'sirius black would never' but

Yeah, honestly, it just reminds me of me aged 15-22. Work hard/play hard/bad sleeping schedule = falling asleep in the daytime and not always eating enough...and I've never even looked at an illicit opiate. Not saying she's definitely squeaky clean, but I don't want to jump to conclusions.

But Lindy, how could you leave out the best song?

Thing is, the showers and destination bachelorette weekends and whatnot are most likely coming from another bridesmaid, not the bride. So instead of saying to your good friend from college, "Jen, you know I love you but I can't do Vegas on top of the wedding" it becomes a weird thing where her very best friend from…

God, I wish I hadn't already told all my "Lion King" stories on Jezebel. Not only did I once write an extended paper on its similarities to "Hamlet", but it's the second-best Disney movie of all time (after "Fantasia.") All I have to add is that Zazu/Polonius is not a toucan, he's a hornbill. And that "Be Prepared" is…

"I guess nobody explained to Mufasa that when a hyena eats a baby lion, the hyena turns into grass, and then the antelopes eat the grass! It's the circle of life, Mufasa! Mufasa is maybe not the greatest grass scientist."

why sirius why?????

What some people sneeringly refer to as "being politically correct" is what others refer to as being respectful of others. Radical concept, I know.

In other words, they're just jelly.

Seven year olds are often assholes, Brandi's totally right about that.

This story gives a pretty good explanation. I have to warn you, though, that it's absolutely heartbreaking to read.

I can't imagine the unbearable pain the father is in. Unfortunately, its not something that happens due to negligence, it's more due to how our brains can go into "autopilot" and forget seemingly important things. I wish we could figure out a fool proof way to stop it from happening, some sort of censor that might…

She pretty much has to come back. The Brotherhood Without Banners-storyline as well as Brienne's quest demand her existence to lead anywhere meaningful. But as the director said, just having her make a cameo in an episode that is already full of unexpected moments would have just been superfluous. I had expected her…

Zero snark on this. One of the best players to ever step onto the field, and from all accounts, one of the best people as well. I remember watching the interview on ESPN with Gwynn and Ted Williams discussing the intricacies of their games and being amazed that people could be as talented and scientific about their…

What plays in my head every time I see the word "Dame" used in a sentence.