I would watch that Top Gun sequel if it was about how Goose was a ghost and haunted the shit our of Maverick everyday, by like surprising him on the toilet and whatnot. But Maverick just got used to it really fast and then it became an odd-couple type story and at the end they learned to get along after they went on…

CAPTAIN CONGENIALITY: I SHIP IT

The Chris Evans/Sandra Bullock news makes me irrationally happy. I just want her to have all the good things!

I have to say: I never, ever understood what it really meant for something to be "triggering" until I started following this incident, tried to read Rodger's "manifesto," and learned more about the conversations/cultures on these forums.

I'm putting in my nomination early this year. "Professional idk" and "Business Coachella" should get you shortlisted for whatever GM's version of the Pulitzer is, Callie.

#notalltrolls.

Isha, while I appreciate the focus brought on this hashtag, I think you're extremely wrong to characterize "everyday misogyny" as somehow distinct from the misogyny which fueled Rodger's machinations and eventually his killing spree.

Imagine a campaign to get cars to look twice for motorcycles before changing lanes. What if a car driver got upset by that and said "NOT ALL CARS HIT MOTORCYCLES!!!1!" Like, duh, but it's still an important message, and your reaction makes absolutely no sense.

It's pretty spectacular, isn't it? "Opulent enough for Florence's Medici dynasty and tacky enough for reality TV."

I was going to skip that Adam Sandler blurb but I'm glad I didn't! If only all Adam Sandler blurbs had charming little details of likable bloggers' home lives instead of, you know, Adam Sandler.

I am so, so, SO sick of "if they don't like it, they should just quit." It's a way to defend dehumanizing treatment of employees without actually coming out and saying it. I don't give a shit WHAT someone does for a living — NO ONE SHOULD BE SUBJECTED TO THIS SHIT.

Molly forever, indeed.

American Girl went downhill when the company was sold to Mattel in the late 1990s.

There are 7 dolls and 3 are non-white. The issue is? I guess there could be an Asian.

Not all food.

Oh my God, "Abraham Zapruder of celebrity children!" AMAZING!

CHEERS FOREVER

Oh you forgot the best show ever. THE NANNY!

Beautiful. Triumphant. "STAAAAAAAANNNNNNDING TALLLLLLLLLL!"