I know many a lady who is super into Charlie Day/Charlie Kelly and both remind me far too much of my brother for me to be into in that way (also Zach Galifinakis) so I shall just admire them in a non-crush way.

Mine is bird law, hands down.

Potato skin binge all weekend. For feminism....yeah feminism. It'll be a sacrifice that I'm willing to make.

Banana Runts are THE BEST CANDY EVER. One of the best gifts I've ever gotten was an entire bag of only banana Runts - GreenHunk had picked only the banana ones out at the candy store, leaving children in tears, I'm sure, but me very very happy.

Yes, but Dan Connor was AWESOME!!!

I wholeheartedly agree with this sentiment: "When someone who cares about you hugs you?" Bullock said, "Hug them back with two arms."

Better than John Goodman?!

he's so sexy hehe

Good for Brooklyn Beckham. I think it's great that he learns what it's like to earn a buck like everybody else. It will give him some much needed perspective that many celeb kids will never get.

Someone once wrote on yelp that I was off-putting because I walked too quietly.

I will never tire of that gif. I think it's the way Adam Scott just crumples.

It was actually the NBCUniversal upfronts, solely for the cable nets and not NBC broadcast.

THEON FINGERS HIS SISTER ON A HORSE.

Why not both? A Disney Paintball themed wedding.

DUDE. Did you just #Benghazi me? Are you fucking kidding me? Are you straight up kidding me right now? Are you just having a good troll or what?

I've never liked him. I don't think he's a good actor and I don't find his dead eyed smirk cute. To me he resembles a shark.

Good point! Why aren't we haranguing men who dare to postpone fatherhood until their 30s or beyond. ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ORPHANS, YOU SELFISH FUCKS? DON'T YOU WANT TO TEACH YOUR GRANDCHILDREN HOW TO FISH?

Wait, Nancy Jo 'EVERY TIME YOU FUCKING YELL I HAVE TO RE-RECORD IT' Sales??!!