Timothy Simons a regular role on Veep as Jonah

Am I the only one who feels like this article should have come out after the Britney-Madonna kiss? If anything, that's when I felt like Madonna was irrelevant and trying too hard.

Yes. Exhibit A:

I don't think people's lives become less worthy because of the nature of their deaths. Are you seriously snarking that someone doesn't deserve to be mourned as much because they struggled with substance abuse?

I am going to a black tie even in March, and I will pay cash money for a knock-off of Taylor's Gucci dress. That thing is DIVINE.

Damn. I cried a little bit y'all. Beautiful!

I love when I overhear my husband talking to our cats, when he doesn't realize I'm listening. They were originally my cats, and he is not much of a cat person in general, but sometimes I'll overhear him from the other room explaining the finer points of baseball or old western films to one of them and it makes me feel…

Just because it's your opinion, doesn't mean it isn't sexist. Your opinion is sexist. Adding "It's not sexism or racism or anything, it's just an opinion." does not absolve your sexism.

"women don't sounds as good announcing sports" is sexist by definition. If you want to talk about skill talk about skill, not your preference in male voices.

Man, those ladies with their high pitched nagging voices! I think their voices were made exclusively for kitchen acoustics, amiright?

So the lack of bass makes you incapable of listening to content? You may have a brain tumour!

No one is saying you have to like this particular announcing team. What people are saying though, is that if you don't like this particular announcing team you need to come up with a better reason than "WOMEN ARE ALLOWED TO SPEAK ON TV NOW!?!?!?!?!?? I CAN'T SUPPORT THIS BECAUSE BALLS ARE FOR BOYS." When you dismiss…

With all due respect, the best movie of Queen Bette is arguably The First Wives Club. Good day. walks off poshly

I could imagine that tent being from Harry Potter.

Gomez and Morticia Addams.

I hate the term friendzone.

I prefer the much more descriptive Masterbation Alley.

Let's assume this fetus were viable. And then it would be born with a ton of special needs and health problems and likely need care 24/7.

Which, when one is under 21 and in the US, is illegal. So there's that.

Sure, this is cute, but if I am going to fall for a disembodied voice it better sound like Alan Rickman. That man is 40 years my senior and I would. Oh yes, I would.