I thought they had cut off her legs! And then people are pointing out her forehead and arms. For the love of James Murphy the chopped this up.

she doesn't have a torso!

Black woman + white man = all the power to them, honey. Any and all color combos are fabulous by me!

Oh yes, me too. I've actually got tears in my eyes right now from laughing so freakin' hard.

That one was my favorite! It's the matter-of-fact tone in which he says it, juxtaposed with the pseudo artistic black and white shot of a clown dramatically walking away from a record player, that makes it extra hilarious.

We are. Houston is now a blue city and it is largely because of women voters. Houston.....good 'ole boy central is now blue. Let that sink in a bit and then cheer for progress!!

"I've always been open about my life not because my story is unique, but because it isn't."

Man, that was hilarious.

This was fuckin' brilliant. I'm still a little speechless. I'm gonna watch it at least three more times.

I've always wanted to see a movie based on the epic feud between Noel and his brother Liam. Noel is just so fucking ornery and nasty and hilarious and they are both crazy. I want to be deliciously uncomfortable at the theater again, Noel! Make me a movie!

I've always liked Anne Hathaway. And, hey, props to her for both recognizing she was overexposed and being able to laugh about it.

I know this isn't very eloquent but:

I am personally so appreciative of the Right to Life activists who planted that pro-life seed in me as a young girl

Perhaps because when a girl is gifted, parents are more likely to just know it's true.

I'm liking Derrick Coleman more and more. He's a class act.

That was so awesome of him. I wish for good things for him. And the little girls too.

I would like to take this opportunity to give a shout out to my favorite female chef, Suzanne Goin. Her Sunday Suppers at Lucques cookbook is the best thing in the universe. The AOC one kind of blows, but I still love her.

Because when the labor is unpaid, it's for women to do. If there's a chance at money and/or prestige, it's for men.

No spoiler protection, to me, means you can't bitch if you go onto a discussion board for the show and find out some stuff you didn't know. It means that people at the next table over at the cafe can talk about the show in peace. It means you can't get pissed if you accidentally find something out.