Although Robin Sparkles was a fictional Alanis Morrisette.
And, you know, from as objective a standpoint I can muster, lying about personal details in your past when you're running for elected office is both weird and sloppy.
Pretty sure he ended up crucified actually
Ah, same for my sister-in-law. Well, she knew it was a boy but requested things "as gender neutral as possible." You know what that meant? Lots of monkeys. Lots and lots of monkeys. So many monkey themed items. It was pretty hilarious. "Oh, look, another monkey onsie...okay." She was grateful that people had complied…
You go to the grocery store for chicken and some vegetables, but somehow find yourself in the condiments aisle. You wonder if you're out of ketchup. Your spouse is home, and you have your cell phone on you. You:
I just want to say I love this entire comment thread.
You open the fridge and can't find the butter. You know the butter is in the fridge. Do you:
Your wife comes to you to tell you that Tina just said something to her that was completely out of order. Pick the correct response: "Tina..."
OMG, LET ME TEACH THESE CLASSES.
Your friends and family will think you're a genius!
People who do this (intentionally) are the WORST. Blowing pot smoke in your dog's face (or even worse, feeding them THC-laced food) is not funny. And yet, some shitstain inevitably thinks it's some kind of HILARIOUS JOKE. Ugh.
— No one knows how long red wine remains fresh, but past a few days things definitely fall into ‘Whatever it is you like’ territory. The site says you can freeze an opened bottle, corked, for 4-6 months and still defrost it later, but I think I’ve done something like this and the result tasted odd.
Ugggggh. One of my best friends had a daughter a few years ago and I bought her this ADORABLE sleep set. Blue with little stars and a moon on it. Like, I wanted one in my size. When I gave her the set her husband said "oh, you got her a boy's sleep set."
Please tell me more about what gives you personally a boner...
Excuse me, I would just like to point out that a woman shaving her vulva doesn't make it look child-like. There's a great difference between a child's vulva and a grown woman and that difference isn't hair. Thank you.
Bring back 70's Bush.
Kayla's explanation doesn't fit within Greg's narrative.
Hmmmm. Jan 20th. Jan 20th. What's the proper way to celebrate the anniversary of not her being sworn in as Vice President?