I think a lot of it has to do with reporting. I mean, for there to be an outbreak of foodborne illness, like a norovirus, two or more unrelated people have to get sick from the same thing. With a restaurant, people don't stay associated with each other for days on end. I'm not going to interact with anybody else…

That kid. I don't even know what to say.

I saw him using "she has a method" as an excuse not to help, but not so much her saying, "but what about my method" when he tried to help. I think he was pretty masterful as framing himself as a guy who would've been more helpful if she'd just let him!

I would've. He was normally sitting around with his thumb up his ass while she got 6 babies changed, dressed, and out the door. She's no peach, personality-wise, but their original show should've been called Kate + 9.

She's basically a real-life Veela.

Since I always assume the worst in people, I automatically figured that the senators in question had ties to big tobacco. I like my version of events better.

Am I the only one who immediately thinks of small pizzas upon reading the name Lil' Za? Had anybody ever heard of Lil' Za before this?

Or, jesus fuck, this weirdo:

The Red Viper is looking pretty badass!

Or you can read the books, and meet me for Frey Pies. PS- Check out my Lyanna Stark themed tattoo, y'all!!!

I LOVE Oberyn. But did you expect him to have longer hair? Maybe that was just me. I expected him to look similar to this:

THERE WAS A MICRO TEASER WITH OBERYN MARTELL. I AM COMPLETELY FULFILLED.

I love how they refer to him as "Ghostface" or "Ghost." "Good morning, Ghostface!" WHAT? Gave me the giggles.

I need to know who the other cast members who are saying these things are.

Is that the jaundice filter on Instagram?

I want a heart necklace that sits perfectly on top of my cleavage with "Boo, you whore" on it.

Oh, I so much agree with you. One of nicest seat companions I ever had was a larger person. She was clearly feeling badly about it and even told me that it was her first time flying JetBlue and she'd been advised not to buy two seats since JetBlue seats are a bit wider (Weird, right? What airline wouldn't say, "oh…

No. You're bad at analogies.