This is made 200% better by the fact that Obama is wearing the ultimate dad shirt. SHORT SLEEVED button-up, buttoned all the way up! Tucked in! Press lines still in the sleeves!

Blue Ivy grows up to star in the remake of Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken and does all of her own stunts. Please?

Politics aside, still don't get how you can hate this guy

But in her defense, she's not wearing the fold-over yoga pants that I consider my Poor Woman's Live Action Photoshop. So, even?

Vinho Verde is the shit people!

I'm proud to say I practice diversity in my winoism. I mean that Sancerrely.

Sangiovese! It is the ultimate pizza wine. Cheap and delicious.

Well, I'm buying Shiraz and Malbec and Zinfandel to even it out...but perhaps I'm not drinking enough? (There is no way that it's true that I'm not drinking enough.)

Woah. Amy looks almost as good as her "I'm No Angel" skit on SNL.

Can you get them from binders?

Melanie, or the most successfully-realised passive-aggressive character in the history of popular culture. We all knew we were meant to love her and couldn't quite explain why we hated her.

It's as if she's been resentful she was cast as the dying Melly, and has resolved to by god outlive every person associated with Gone with the Wind. I also imagine she did a victory shuffle around her veranda when Joan died.

My husband and I have been wondering what to name our future boat. "Penis Captivus" for the win!

I watch golf now with my boyfriend. One of the reasons is Adam Scott. #noshame

gwen did it better

That's pretty much where I'm at on this one too. It's dicey what's a ripoff and what's a tribute, but I think that courtesy at least dictates informing the relevant people of the use, if only so they can avoid hearing the song if they wish to. Ideally, I think the artist should ask for permission and been open to…

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Kim Kardashian was robbed.