Oh, for fuck's sake. He literally said that he COPED BY EATING PIE.

I really want to give Britney a giant hug.

A GIF for the Biebs.

The transformation is complete, young Bieber is worthy of the iron throne.

I am 5'0. There aren't very many *adults* who are shorter than I am, much less any men! But I really don't care. After about 5'4 everyone is the same height to me: Tall. It is bizarre to me that tall people all seem to know how tall everyone else is and where they fall on that continuum. Tallest guy I have ever been…

Conversely, since I am so short the entire world sees me in a flattering down angle selfie pose. Shortness win!

I'm 5'0 and men that are in the 5'6" range tend to follow me around like a lost puppy. I think they feel like, "you're the only chance I've got." Which only makes them less desirable. I'd date anyone, regardless of height, if the right emotional/chemical connection was there. But as for what I'm attracted to...…

Was there a different title up there before? Because "Why I believe Jameis Winston's Accuser" doesn't seem out of bounds to me. Newspapers often publish editorials where the title is an opinion, and it's understood the opinion belongs to the author, not the paper as a whole. Since every Gawker site is designed to be…

Because guys are lazy - they 'have' to get you a present, might as well be this dumb ol' ring

Yep. My husband proposed to me right before Thanksgiving so I'd have a ring to show my mom when I went home to celebrate.

Meh. She's "fun" right up til you get engaged and without even saying anything get a screed about how you're betraying feminism and your single friends and you might as well stop talking to anyone single because you will once you get married anyhow so just get it out of the way. Often followed by a nice dose of "why…

Eh, ring/proof of commitment/what have you before a season where many people see their families. So you only have to announce once.

Every time I hear about "Sound of Music Live! on NBC," I have to remind myself that it's a real thing that happened and not just a 30 Rock joke.

I love football. I love heels. I love purses.

Don't you feel great knowing that Susan Boyle is finally at peace with herself?

Good for Susan! She seems like such a nice lady. Most people her age don't get diagnosed. My fiance was misdiagnosed with brain damage for his entire childhood , too, but was lucky enough college-age when the ASD diagnosis boom was happening—but his dad (closer to Susan's age) has a lot of the same behaviors, and no…

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