It IS cathartic to hate-read, but you did that for us here, and now we have absolutely no reason to give them any site traffic at all. Let's make a pact that NONE OF US will EVER go there, EVER EVER FOREVER.

No, he doesn't. http://www.oyez.org/cases/1960-196…

Kanye is the new Courtney Love. They can be sharp and funny, but really they speak in hyperbole and string together a lot of ideas that don't make sense. They say things that are bold and/or outrageous, which makes some people say they are geniuses. I think it's because they are insecure and need constant attention,…

So the Kardashians sisters are leading the way in inter-racial relationships?

Some animals can exist in captivity and some cannot. Whales really cannot.

I saw Blackfish a few weeks ago, and no joke, it still affects me now. I still think about it. I've never been to Sea World, and I refuse to ever set foot in any sort of establishment like Sea World. So appalling. Sea World and its fucking Thanksgiving float can fuck the fuck off. Also, I think everyone should watch…

Oh, man. There are parts of that film I still think about often (and wish I didn't).

So, who watched this MJ video at the end of the VHS for Free Willy?

Before we enter the 2016 election cycle and the feminists come asking black women for our support for your candidate, you might want to read up a bit on black women and our feminism. I can send you a syllabus!

Oh, and she went for religious appropriation, too. (Shinto shrine AND the sky lanterns.) Nice.

I joined Dollar Shave Club, and now I feel guilty if I don't keep up the maintenance b/c hey, those blades just keep on coming and I gotta use them for something. My dog better watch out b/c I might just start shaving words into him, just to use up the backlog of blades.

I feel sorry for the youths of today, with their little 'Team Jacob' and 'Team Peeta' nonsense. Because with the Princess Bride, you could root for Farmboy and Inigo at the same time, because it is that awesome.

What made the Princess Bride so amazing? Let me count the ways...

I realize that copyright law doesn't work like this, but I was hoping that the Beastie Boys would give Goldieblox a pass on this, sort of as a recompense for writing such a hurtful, sexist song in the first place. They have spoken out against the degrading nature of their early work, and I had sorta hoped that they…

Want the Princess Bride book. Don't care if I'm pathetic. Princess Bride forever. "My name is Inigo Montoya and you killed my father. Prepare to die." Best line ever.

Ever since I realized the pudgy footless man crawling away at the end of Saw was my beloved Wesley I haven't trusted my taste in mens.

That's cool, but really tho the most amazing thing about this post is that I managed to spell 'Antarctica' right!