I started reading and was thinking he was probably just a joker with no sense of his own mortality...but then I saw the bit about flying from Canada. Man. There are times when I do not envy celebrities at all.

As usual, sad fox Jon Snow looks moody as a Byronic hero in his portrait for GQ's Men of the Year issue. He's charmingly self-deprecating in the behind-the-scenes video — apparently he watched the Red Wedding episode alone, while weeping.

Never leave an inebriated friend alone at a bar is for when you go out drinking with a friend and then you get an opportunity to hook up [that you would otherwise jump on], but you realize that means Jessica (who's three sheets to the wind) would have to find her way home on her own. So you do not hook up, or you get…

My favorite Dina Lohan story is still the one where she called the police on a Carvel ice cream shop because they wouldn't give her a free ice cream cake. Closely followed by the fact that she used to tell people that she was Lindsay's sister and tried to hook up with George Clooney by doing so. She lives in a world…

Confession: my standard, jaded, judgmental snark goes away when it comes to Aaron Carter. My heart breaks for him and his siblings. Every time I hear about them, I feel sad... because like an idiot I watched a few episodes of House of Carters a few years back. Hands down in the top 5 most depressing shows I've ever…

Why are there only Dirt Bags in the morning now? My nights have been so sad and lonely...

There will always be a place in my heart (+ groin) for this weird little sexy man and his fucking amazing eyes.

She has not one ounce of the innate sweetness that was Julie Andrews in the role. It was exactly her virginal near-angelic presence and sound that charmed the bitter captain. With her cold delivery and wooden physicality, Carrie would have only been fit to play the baroness.

Oh my god that beach visit was the best!

The "it happens everywhere" defense. The cry of fans pissed off their program was caught.

I thought we already won this fight!!

"only football players do that shit"...and continue to have their ass kissed and receive a diploma. A regular student would be kicked out.

Zappos:

I am so glad our household isn't the only one who has GoT style words. Even our dogs have words!

You should have added a Trigger Warning for those of us who hear "Calm down!!" and immediately fly into rage.

By "leaping into problem-solving mode too quickly" do they actually mean "waving away actual issues with a glib mansplanation that they assume will solve everything?"

This "researcher" is trolling. Guys, please...

Why is there a long paragraph about the Grammys? This happened at the VMAs, making Kanye's rant even stupider.

Once upon a time, on a plane flying to Toronto, we saw a gentleman who looked exactly like Bram from Sharon, Lois, Bram, and the Elephant show.

My starry-eyed kid sister toddled over to him when Mom wasn't looking and asked where the elephant was. He told her he shot it.

She cried.

We still listened to the elephant song…