If you want to convince everyone you wrote your own book, it seems like it'd be counterproductive to go on TV and remind everyone that you can't speak your native language.

I'd probably make her head explode. I'm an atheist who celebrates the FUCK outta Christmas. I LOVE it. Just not the, you know, religious aspects. But peace on earth, goodwill toward men? That's a notion I can totally get behind.

I really, really want to believe that society is changing for the better, and that the fact that stories like this are finally making international news is proof that, as a whole, we accept institutionalized misogyny less and less. There has to be a bright side to all of these stories (Rehtaeh Parsons, Steubenville,…

Is this a good time for the sheep-cow-headbutt video again?

Beyonce has the same hair in that photo that my mom had in 1984.* I used to think of it as a "puffy triangle." My mom may have also owned a sparkly onesie with matching pumps.

Samesies. Not going to lie: I was convinced Kimye was keeping NW out of the public eye for so long because she was an ugly baby (which—she was slightly preemie: they tend to be a bit awkward looking compared to full term babies). Clearly I was mistaken. This child is completely lovely.

I blame Christopher Plummer for my poor choice in men: the aloof, distant, unavailable, stern and complicated ones. They never turn into the Kaptein Von Trapp in the second half of the movie.

You know, much as I dislike Bieber, it's making me seriously uncomfortable to see pictures of him like that. He is asleep, in bed, and the woman in his room is taking his picture without his consent and acting really creepy.

DID SOMEONE SAY JUSTIN BOBBY GIF.

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT JUSTIN BOBBY?? Stylist...in Nicaragua??? I want more details.

Sean Penn is such an asshole. I will never forgive him for what he did to Buttercup. That is all.

I still can't really wrap my head around the fact that men aren't expected to be able to control themselves around a skirt and yet it's women who shouldn't be trusted with nuclear codes because of periods.

This is why Baby Jesus invented punching gifs

Thanks for continuing to cover this, Erin. Great job.

Is it weird that I want Ian McKellen to be both my grandpa and my gay boyfriend?

Honestly, nope. Part of it is probably self-preservation, in the deep south I'm definitely a minority. Mostly though I just don't feel any burning need to try and talk anyone out of anything, if it makes 'em happy and they're not actively persecuting anyone over it or trying to convert me then it's none o' my bidness.…