This is the best damn rant I've seen on here in a while. Maybe it's just because I hate John Stossel, but the third-from-last paragraph is one of the most perfectly worded pro-healthcare arguments I've ever read.

Mine somehow managed to overcome my anti-dog-in-bed rule. With shiba power.

LOVE.

Look at the camera? NO.

This one uses psychological warfare. It's a problem.

Trust me: you pay a price for it. My shiba is 25 pounds and produces about 100 pounds of shedding every week.

Oh God, I swear that all spitz breeds are terrible, horrible, wonderful, sweet dogs that never listen. Shibas, samoyeds, huskies, you name it: they are terrible listeners. Sweet, wonderful dogs. But they were not bred to listen. Or obey.

I kind of want to make a gay Christmas tree now. I can envision it: miniatures of Cher, of Ru Paul, of Liza Minelli... it will be fabulous!

But she's saying something now. It would have been more beneficial before and during the trial.

She turned it over to the police, not the media. The linked story doesn't include any quotes from her.

He's like if Reddit was a person.

I'm an asshole, I routinely meet other assholes. Haven't killed anyone so far.

Where is your science now!?

You do realize it's possible for an asshole to murder another asshole, right? Like, even if Martin was an asshole, that doesn't mean he wasn't murdered.

You mean a Robin-type lead only if we're talking about the Robin from seasons 1 through maybe 4? Because everything the last few years has been pathetic, and a shadow of the Robin we once knew. Sadly.

My (white) husband was Prince for like, 5 years in a row. People usually got it, between the long purple velvet coat and the thin mustache.

The hilt of his sword is cracking me up!

[A] "pick up artist" is like a sandwich artist, except much more embarrassing to sleep with and much, much less likely to have a footlong.

I had a stillborn baby and my photos are all I have left of her. People grieve in different ways. I have nothing left except her ashes and photos, so I cling to them. I do not, however, post them on the internet.