"Collectively, we're the most influential with clothing. No one is looking at what [President Barack Obama] is wearing."

Where can I buy Mistakes by Riccardo Tisci? (Seriously, that cracked me up.) But one clarification Callie - Jay Cutler, unfortunately, is not an NFL star. An oft-injured, much-hyped, NFL quarterback for the Bears, yes, but not a star.

"they are lighting up a pair of doobies, smoking grass, enjoying a leisurely bit of ganja (do I sound cool enough to hang out with Rihanna and Snoop Dogg?).

Kanye. Shaddap.

Kanye, Kanye, KANYE. It's when you say things like that... people think you're insane instead of just a maybe-genius Level 99 Music Wizard. Comparing FLOTUS and Kim Kardashian is like comparing apples to durian fruit. One is delicious and wonderful and the other smells like poo. Not the same thing, friend!

I am going to try to sell DreamWorks on a movie based on my high school experience. I am going to call it Grease: My Fucking Grandparents Lied About How Great High School Would Be.

Because. Tuesday.

Don't erase anything Halloween-themed on the DVR without checking to make sure it's been watched.

I Googled "Sexy Godzilla" and this came up. If it weren't so damned cold here in Ontario I would totally rock this look!

Hulk Ruth Bader Ginsburg

For the fuck of shit, don't wear blackface.

Actually, a woman making 8 figures from athletics — not endorsements, the actual sport — is incredibly rare. Vanishingly so.

When I was younger, early 20's, I had a BF that would become a little abusive when he got drunk. Never hit me in the face (that's would make it too public, dontcha know) but would drag me by my hair around the apartment, hold my arms so hard I'd have those finger bruises, etc, etc. The apology the next day was always…

THIS IS GREAT NEWS FOR ME.

He's living with Kris Jenner, and look what that has done to Bruce.

Also he misses his Mom, and he may never forgive himself for paying for her surgery.

*points at you* templeofgloom!

No apology necessary.