Oh MAN do I relate. I want to want to be ambitious. Mostly I just want lots of money, because worrying about money sucks. But I really am one of those people who, if I won the lottery, would do absolutely fuck all. And would love it.

Admission: When I was young and poor, I temped for a large company that had free tampons and pads in all the restrooms. I basically shoved as many as I could grab into my pockets every single time I went to the bathroom. Temp job only lasted 6 weeks—tampons lasted 6 months.

I'm sorry but this will never work; people will take extras home to avoid buying tampons.

I actually prefer the (very) slight emotional distance that lip-syncing gives. I feel it would have been far too exploitative to force them to "sing their feelings" live. They're already grieving with and for us, we don't need it any more real than it already was.

I was crying a little at Seasons of Love and then those assholes made his outline the "L" in the title shot and sobs all out loud. I knew it was going to be sad, but it was also so incredibly beautifully done. I was leery going in, but they did this better than I could've expected.

I wish I lived >30 years ago, only because it was ok to smoke then and we didn't really know how bad it is. I quit years ago and I miss it SO MUCH!!! Even just reading about someone else having one cigarette makes sad that it would be the dumbest thing I've ever done to pick up smoking again...

I absolutely adore her work, this is so exciting!

People more intelligent than me also believed in bloodletting and a geocentric universe.

No, because clearly HER god is a benevolent interpretation thereof that does not take a literal stance on a lot of what the primary source text says about the role of women. What I was saying was anyone who chooses to believe a religion's source texts literally rather than figuratively, anyone who chooses to believe…

Are you suggesting that someone like Malala Yusef, an avowed Muslim, should renounce her god because Pushtin extremists in her country, responsible for despicable acts of violence, also consider themselves Muslims?

Giant, technicolor banners should be flown around the world pointing out that the big, bad, righteous Taliban felt so threatened by an 11 year old girl they had to put a bullet in her head. AND SHE'S STILL KICKING THEIR ASSES.

we targeted her for making jokes of Islam, and that was enough reason for attacking her

"Partnered" is a good word, sure, but it's a little too liberal arts professor for most.

This is really sweet, but... my first thought was "Man, how many batshit crazy people are going to read this, decide it's the most romantic thing ever, and then silently seethe with resentment and passive-aggressive hostility as each day passes and their clueless S.O. fails to throw them their dream Pinterest wedding…

Okay, but let's talk about how Selina Meyer would handle the government shutdown. Nothing against Kerry, who is beautiful and seems like a pretty sharp person on the whole, but seriously, there's more than one show about strong women in government, and Veep is just better.

June 17, 1994 was almost perfect

Make her be president please someone please yes thanks.

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

This is some Joffrey-level shit.

Something just occurred to me...Kanye West belongs on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. He would fit in perfectly.