If you place it side-by-side with a card like Dr. Boom, which boasted more stats and dealt more damage to the enemy, it’s not great.

Well you also have to take into account that the vast majority of the times there is no primary against an incumbent in the first place.

Because you’re grilling her as if she went around giving people secret Native American handshakes and introducing herself by her spirit animal while wearing a feathered head dress and moccasins.

SHE didn’t run around doing shit. All SHE did was tell people some old family stories about one of her ancestors and stupidly check a box she probably shouldn’t have. HARVARD wanted to flout a diverse faculty and advertised her as something she wasn’t.

No, she LITERALLY ticked off a box that said “Minority” on a form for the Association of American Law Schools faculty database. The form and directories don’t even specify a specific minority. Then HARVARD, not Warren, took advantage of the entry at a time that law schools were trying to play up minority faculty to…

No, she ticked off a box which for all we know said “Other” on a database of names. Harvard took that and ran the whole “HEY! WE’VE GOT AN INDIAN!” shtick. She also stopped listing herself as such for over a decade before she ran for political office.

The actual fuck is that we’re in ego town now. Any other president would have approached this with kid gloves until they had all of the information and even when they did they likely would have kept their distanec until either Turkey showed their evidence or the Saudis bowed to the pressure from the bad PR. But Trump…

They should have just gone for it and had her die in her sleep from mixing ambien with alcohol.

Unless it was the other way around...

For fuck sake, she tells stories about one of her ancestors. She isn’t signing up for tribal membership and a stake in a casino or advertising herself as a Native American candidate. It’s possible to acknowledge a distant ancestry without trying to exploit it. She didn’t start this political stunt, Trump did and he…

Because we don’t need a DNA test to know that Trump doesn’t have any Native American in him.

It’s her DNA, how is it not all about her? Trump’s behavior toward “actual” Native Americans hasn’t been the greatest, but he hasn’t been personally attacking any of them when he HAS been attacking Warren.

Because liberals can’t let themselves have anything fucking good in this world. They had all of this pent up moral outrage over Kavanaugh that didn’t go anywhere so as soon as some right winger shouted “But what about Bill Clinton!” they swarmed like starving piranhas.

I guarantee that this is going to be another wonderful instance of Trump’s own stupid fucking tweets coming back around to bite him in the ass in appeals court.

This is not a game of Who’s More Native? It is a simple question of to whom Elizabeth Warren feels responsible to when she travels to Washington. If her record is any indication, it is not Native peoples.

She isn’t trying to claim shit. She told people a story about how her grandparents told her stories about them all having a Native American ancestor.

Jesus Fucking Christ. Elizabeth Warren never claimed to be Native American. She tells people stories about how her grandparents told her stories about how one of her ancestors was Native American.

When he finally got to his apartment he did something even worse than making her feel uncomfortable, he made her feel stupid. Then feeling stupid made her feel angry.  Then feeling angry made her feel like calling the cops.

Seriously? How about Mike Judge? The guy Ford claims was in the same fucking room during the alleged assault, who wrote a memoir about how he and Kavanaugh were rowdy drunken teenagers and who was allowed to play character witness for Kavanaugh but never called to actually testify under oath that it never happened?

You think that given the political climate at the time a woman claimed the president had raped her and no one looked into it? It’s one thing for Ken Starr to not investigate it because he either didn’t find her credible or her accusations weren’t within the scope of his investigation... but you think that no…