templar_omega
templar_omega
templar_omega

“...what amounts to a $200 bag..., Come off it. Nobody who bought that collector’s edition, myself included, even paid attention to the bag. We all wanted the helmet. The helmet is great. But then Internet circlejerk got their underoos in a twist and nkw y’all are acting like the box said, “Fallout 76: Genuine Canvas

“Nobody plays casual.”

technically its an incel phone

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Moreover most Paladin secrets aren’t nearly as explosive as Mage or Hunter secrets.

Let’s be honest - there’s more chance of FDR running in to save someone.

How could you tell? :p

the purity of a young woman, there is something that is good, that’s true

Probably time to give birth after 2 years.

Single Prayer Healthcare.

Aw hamburgers

Mr. Trump cannot even send birthday wishes without positioning himself in absolute center of the photograph.

Why the fuck does Pence always look like he’s about to introduce legislation to outlaw the X-Men?

Welcome to how all insurance works?

“We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessing of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity.”

Ben Carson used to confuse the fuck out of me. Then I saw ‘Get Out’, and NOW he makes sense.

The enemy of my enemy is my newspaper.

I’m so mad they passed on the opportunity to swap out his hook for a chainsaw on this skin...