Staaarrrburns, He will ne-ver dieeeeee!!!!

I wish Leo would quit his life.

Now see here, the ham was already glazed.

It was definitely Oleg's sausage.

Todd, the first step was admitting you had a problem.

This week in no one cares about Dev: Karen doesn't care about Dev, so why should we?

2 Broke Girls, fuck you.

Ha, how naive. They weren't using it on her nose.

Thurman's breasts were huge in this episode.

For watching what?

Because the review won't be up for another bajillion hours:

Next week we get . . . wait for it . . .

That's really not much of a spoiler. It's just a sight gag (a very good one), nothing more, nothing less.

I do, actually, thank you for asking.

Apprently Barney's flash-forward, future bride is revealed at some point in the two-part season finale:

The ducky tie!!!!!!

I likened that scene to this one:

Fuck you, The Killing.

Can The Office just become a sketch-comedy show of nothing but cold opens?

I can only assume women have something similar. A codette?