To be fair, in real life, women be lotioning.

I wish it was a better slap though.

And here I was thinking 24 was the poor man's 24.

Jesus, what a gross overstatement.

George was being an adult. Adults move in with their love interests.

Where did I mention anything about likeability?

Tessa didn't say anything about Dalia's revenge until after she was a bitch to George and told him she was leaving.

So everyone is just going to ignore the fact that Tessa was an incredible bitch of an ungrateful child to George in these episodes?

Phil owned this episode.

Phil owned this episode.

Color me not among the Barney-Robin 'shippers.

Color me not among the Barney-Robin 'shippers.

Hilarious episode.

Hilarious episode.

It's even better when you then draw the conclusion that she was willing to trade a live horse for Zach Morris's Bayside letterman jacket.

It's even better when you then draw the conclusion that she was willing to trade a live horse for Zach Morris's Bayside letterman jacket.

Seriously, my favorite season premiere of this season, it was so fucking good.

Seriously, my favorite season premiere of this season, it was so fucking good.

Simbrad: Ain't no fun if a hommie can't have none.

Simbrad: Ain't no fun if a hommie can't have none.