That doesn't make any sense! You don't order ketchup. It's a condiment!

Not even nine minutes into the show, we have Derek's telling Karen she's
amazing, an entire club's worth of people giving Karen a standing
ovation, and Rebecca's telling Karen she's a "star."

"I just didn't get it. There were so many diseases! . . . So! Many! Diseases!"

The runaway is Other-Universe Rosie.

After the last scene of season 1, I made a blood oath with myself to never watch another episode of this show. And I've stuck to that. But because of that, I don't understand one thing:

Meh, I'm sure you've never even seen either of the episodes.

H. B. O. Why. The. Fuck. Is. This. On. During. Mad. Men.

Fuck you, The Killing.

People in general are really fucking stupid.

I'd be delighted if a cast member also made the joke.

While your wife may be correct, I don't think it's any less impressive that when called out, he's still able to temper anyone, from a teenaged Rolling Stones groupie to a middle-aged whorehouse owner.

"Don, you get the big steak."

No.

A joke about Chilean miners, a joke about the Russian's penis, a joke about literal white trash, multiple jokes about Max's drug dealer, two jokes about condoms, an older black woman with a hard exterior, but heart of gold, et cetera, et cetera . . .

Todd from the last Community review:

Because METAPHOR.

The darkest timeline is definitely when Lily and Marshall get divorced because Ted impregnates Lily in a few years.

Meh, it was all right.

BAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Fuck you, The Killing.