Ufff cooorse eye am a Frenchman!

“...tragic failure of his wife’s luxury Jeep SUV:

“waste vegetable oil conversion kit”

voof

... sometimes people just explode

Dude in grey suit looks like the evil guy from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

I see a black car

“undulating, overlapping folds and creases and waves” 

South Dakota plates.. so definitely 

But...

Well written, Rob. I give it 4 LOLs.

It is called a crescent-hammer 

^ This.

Wipers on the headlights = Automatic luxury vehicle

< Runs patent search, finds none for robot scarecrow >

“this is where you’d see the least social opposition to autonomous vehicle adoption”

This prank would be better if the dude was wearing handcuffs that had the chain sawed in half

So thats how you met your wife. Do you still have the scar??

What did it cost to ‘replace all that’?

First impression: Cannot image a universe where I would drop $60K on something that looks like a Ford probe..